Wendy's French Fries? Suck.

Well, went to Wendy's for lunch today. They forgot my straw for one. Good work, guys. Had to drink my Diet Coke with my lips.

Bleh.

But that's not why I came to speak to you today. No, I want to talk to you about french fries. Wendy's has quite possibly the WORST fast food fries available in the world today. When they're done right, they're really good. It's just that it seems to be next to impossible for that to happen. One time of ten perhaps, they're worth eating. The rest of the time, they end up soggy and mushy, sometimes underdone... or they're hard, crunchy, all burnt to that caramel shade of brown... or they're just plain stale.

Everybody I know says "HEY JIIMEY JUST PUT TEH SALTE NO TEHM!!!" I say, "No."

The reason? I shouldn't need to. Besides, I'm going to slather them in ketchup or barbecue or sweet and sour or ranch or caesar or maybe even MOTHER FUCKING ALFREDO. So why salt? I dunno. That just makes me drink more drink.

Which leads me to another Wendy's hassle. Refills. Every other place on Earth has a drinkbar now. But Wendy's? You gotta go flag down someone up front to get you more.

Jesus.

Just look at this crap.

Why the Hell couldn't I remember to get a fuckin' baked potato? Damn. Now I want the sour cream and onion deliciousness.